Forget about your swordplay, you just won't succeed in [NBC] if you don't have any [news]! :D :D :D

I've had a lousy night at the worst three-star hotel I've ever been to, but now that bitterness is passing and I'm getting very excited about Keith's show(s) tonight. But, alas, MSNBC doesn't seem to be giving me any commercials!

So, um, two questions: When's the SOUPER SPESHAL Countdown and (I cannot believe I, of all people, am asking this) what are the two teams playing football tonight?

And football's the one with the brown ball, right?

And, hey, just had a thought- if Keith's doing live commentary of the footie game, how is Countdown going to be live? Unless he's hosting it from the desk he's doing the ball game coverage from like he does on debate days... I hope he does the show live. I'd be very sad if he didn't...

ANYWAY! I am very excited, though quite confused. *waves KTO flags* Good luck to Keithie. Bring in a bunch of viewers so Bill-O's head explodes from rage! \o/

-Luce

with eight seconds left in overtime, [he's] on your mind

I think that went well! :D I hated the Paris-Nicole-Britney story as it was nastier than usual (honestly, Keith, don't be a bitch, 'kay?), but I think the rest of the night went well! He even looked nice today!

We'll see tomorrow if it works. Or, well, Tuesday. I think Media Matters takes a day to compile ratings info.

Oh, and I found the Washington Post's thing on the manual for handling protestors. Read about it here.

-Luce