Bow chicka bow wow...

"Waking up with an obelisk" is the greatest dirty language joke in the history of ever.

-Luce

ETA: He is full of euphemisms today, isn't he? ♥

ETA2:

Mum: You know what would be the coolest thing to happen with this whole bracelet thing?
Lucy: This involves Brad Pitt again, doesn't it?*
Mum: :ignoring me: Someone gives Brad a bracelet and he goes on Stephen's show to promote his movie. He gives Stephen back the bracelet because, really, Stephen would take that as making him the most famous man in the world.
Lucy: Oh god, he'd just die right there...

* Mum has a huge crush on Pitt and is waiting for the chance to marry him and have her wicked ways with him. Her descriptions of these wicked ways has nearly driven me to drink. Ugh.