she is the boxer, she knows when and where to strike

fiercelydreamed, bouncing back spectacularly from being plagarized, has issued following challenge:

1. Pick a favorite scene from one of your own stories. (Please, please, your own stories. I'm not encouraging actual plagiarism here.)
2. Pick a fandom (the more it makes you want to spork your eyeballs out, the better), "recast" your story for that fandom, and use find/replace to change the character names in the story. (Not up for the effort of fixing pronouns and physical descriptions? Why bother?)
3. Post your retrofitted story snippet, or a link to it, in the comments here.

Without further ado, Four PunditsPoliticians Walk Into a Men's Room and Other Bad Jokes, featuring Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, and Dennis Kucinich (redo of this).

( In which John is attacked by college kids, Dennis is suddenly ghey, and the characterizations work surprisingly well. wtf? )

OMG, WHY DID THAT ACTUALLY WORK OUT FAIRLY WELL!?

-Luce