I wish I was making this up.

Mum: Chris Cillizza.... I like him.
Lucy: Me too. He's good.
Mum: I bet he surfs internet porn.
Lucy: I'm fairly certain most people do.
Mum: You know what? I bet he's into BDSM.
Lucy: What.
Mum: You know.... BDSM. Look at his mouth and his little smile! I bet he's a sub.

WHAT THE HELL? First Turley, now Cillizza. Is she trying to destroy all of Keith's people?! And why must she associate so many political minds with sex things?

-Luce

Mum: Can't you just see him on all fours with a ball gag-
Lucy: MUM! SHUT UP!