'Gotta go. They pulled out all my fingernails and typing is just killing me.'

This is your semi-regular reminder that Misha Collins is a crazy fucking bastard and you should follow his Twitter.

• Either I retract my statement (about seeing [Her Majesty] in the gay fetish section) or I die a horrible public execution.


• To those faithful minions who have volunteered to stage a palace coup, i say: Stand down. I have been relocated.


• to be executed @ Stonehenge in 48 hrs if i don't recant. I will take my honor to my grave!

I don't even fucking know, man. IDEFK.

-Lucy

I was.... hired? Wot, really? Wot?

......

I have orientation on Monday, 9 AM at McD's.

That was by first ever job interview too.

... What just happened?

Holy shit. I DON'T HAVE TO MOVE TO FLORIDA. I can work, help the family, save up money, m-maybe move to Louisiana with Ashley, who's looking for a roommate?

I... I... need to go cry now.

-Lucy