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The Eclipse script has been 'leaked'. Yeah, "LEAKED", I'm sure it was a TOTAL ACCIDENT. Just like Midnight Sun.

A GLORIOUS EXCERPT:

Bella's cocooned in her bed in the dark. Edward lies next to her, her mother's QUILT between them.

BELLA
... How to explain why I won't be home for Christmases. Why I won't visit.
Why they'll never see me again.

EDWARD
After a few decades, everyone you know will be dead. Problem solved.

HOW ROMANTIC.

Also, the script uses smiley emoticons. :] AND HAS AWESOME MOMENTS LIKE THIS:

MIKE
Time to dance, Bella. Don't make me get my robot on.

ERIC
You wish your robot looked this good.

Mike and Eric start a robot battle.

Oh my god I hope this script is for reals.

-Lucy