(TMI) oh are you KIDDING ME?

I woke up today with an achy headcold.

A few hours later, I got my period.

Now I must choose between the cold meds and the Midol.

FML. FML hard. I am now going to brew a massive pot of half-jasmine, half-vanilla tea.

Also, I AM OUT OF MILK. And it's SNOWING, so I can't leave. FML.