Why I Will Never Ship Dresden/Murphy

1. Jim Butcher will fuck it up somehow.

2. POLICE BRUTALITY RRRRRRAAAARGH :foams at the mouth:

3. If they ever got together, this song would be less perfect for them:

they promised they'd be best of friends from now until forever
but both were far too needy not to fall for the other
and how the frequent public displays of sisterly affection
left her feeling safe, left him with an erection

her body barely visible, as bleach white as the bedsheets
as stiff as starched, only perceptible as her middle was still branded
with a heat rash, in the perfect shape of the Show-Me State
your come on lines sound disastrous; noise more foreboding than volcano or earthquake

walk out onto your front lawn and face into the rain
shout into the wind, "this'll never be the same"