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oh man, so my MGS fandom was, like, two fandoms ago, but I suddenly want to write some Philanthropy fluff fic about Snake being all 8| at Hal being a pushover, so he subtly builds Otacon's confidence, so by the time MGS2 happens, Otacon's got a decent amount of self-confidence. But then in MGS2, when Otacon's working on fixing the helicopter, Snake pushes him to hurry and Otacon just snaps, "I AM WORKING AND YOU ARE NOT HELPING. Have you ever tried to rebuild a helicopter before?! It's not a walk in the park, so just sit there, make sure Raiden's not screwing up, and hand me my tools when I ask, okay!?"

And Snake's all "whelp this is an awkward boner, hrm" and sits there consumed with lust for the rest of the mission, the end.

AND NOW THAT I TOLD YA'LL ABOUT IT, I DON'T HAVE TO WRITE IT! 8D 8D 8D