we can raise cities or raze them, it whispers

Mum says you're wrong for picking Clerks.

Actually, she called you a moron. She didn't like Clerks. <.<

My mum > All other mums.

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gypsyjr.livejournal.com

Hmmph.

(My mom doesn't like it either. :P)

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scrunchy.livejournal.com

That was DIFFICULT.

And I picked Jon this time, since I figured that evens things out a bit :))

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Heathen. Stephen's gonna put you On Notice.

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that was fun.

...sparky = shweir ... I hate it!

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I know. Both names are so AWFUL, I had to, for scientific purposes, find the one that made people cry least.

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oh ok, I was confused, I thought you asked which pairing do you prefer ^^;

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o.O I've been in SGA since a week before the show premiered. I don't joss it up, dude.

~~*cries*~~

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now I'm completely confused xD lol

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I'm just being mad at you for thinking I asked a pointless question. I know my pairings, dude.

*is a drama queen, feel free to ignore me*

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ô_O the thing was about the question, you simply ask sparky or shweir, I didn't know what you meant with the question. that's all. don't forget, English isn't my mother tongue ;)

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I know. I am a royal bitch. I was just messing with you for fun. I've had a long day. >.

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you're making fun of me *sobs*

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No! I love you! *clings*

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awww *flausch* love ya too.

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The Breakfast Club/Ferris Bueller one was just downright CRUEL.

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I KNOW. I spent more than a few moments deliberating some of them myself.

Toughest one for me: Joss or Aaron. I mean, omg. Mum gave me that one, knowing that'd it be a special kind of evil.

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There was definitely lots of evil going on up there. Though, thankfully I utterly hate a few of the choices, which made those a breeze ^.^ Jon/Stephen was also terribly evil. And I didn't think the Gay Rights/Global Warming one was that hard--I mean, one of those kinda has to get solved in the next thirty years or so, or the other one won't matter, anyway ::laugh::

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Yeah, it's very interesting stuff! I'm wasting a ton of time clicking the "view results" links and seeing who said what. I'm glad I wasted an hour typing this baby up. ^.^

If you chose Jon, Stephen is putting you on his On Notice board, heathen.

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Yeah, I've checked it a few times, when coming to comment here ^.^

Then it's a good thing I chose my One True God of Conservative Thought, eh? Though, I guess everyone should choose Stephen--Jon just doesn't seem like he has a hit list tucked away ^.^

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Yes, me too. Stephen is a sexy beast of political humor. And I don't think we have to worry about Stephen calling hits on us yet- he still has to take care of the Bear Threat.

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Did you read The Huffington Post (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eat-the-press/2006/10/06/excerpt-new-yorkem_e_31146.html)'s article about him in New York Magazine? The picture they're using for that mag is very sexy, though very initimidating--I think the bears should be running and hiding their evil bear heads.

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OMG, ANN COULTER! *SCREAM OF TERROR*

*swoons and faints, dreaming of death and fundies and terrible, horrible, psychologically scarring things*

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I think some day people will look at all the stuff written about Anne Coulter and think she was the anti-Christ, or something ^.^ It's highly amusing that they really do sound alike...except for the fact that Stephen isn't serious and Anne, well, is terribly serious. (And the test thing didn't work with me because I'm way too Stephen obsessed to be fooled)

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Same here. I think my answers are... *looks*

1. Coulter (I know this for a fact. Thank you, Uncyclopedia.)
2. Stephen (Coulter would NEVER say it's okay.)
3. Stephen (Said during a Word during Black History Month, I think.)
4. Coulter (Stephen never insults the Muslims. Whenever he even mentions Islam, he says "Islam, *leans in* a religion that I have nothing but respect and admiriation for".)
5. Stephen (I remember hearing this.)
6. Coulter (I am nervously unsure of this, though. A real pundit and a facsmilie of one should NOT be so similiar...)
7. Stephen (balls/gravitas = Stephen, every time.)

And NOW I scroll down and see the answer key. Hey, I was right! *WINZ!*

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Yay! New best friend, totally! ^.^

Yeah, I love how Stephen never insults the Muslims, even if it means someone on a "fake" news show has more sense then, well, the entirety of the world O.o

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*laughs* It's one of the running jokes of the Daily Report (Jon does it too). Along with NAMBLA, "meet me at camera three", and the three billion gay jokes.

Dude, someone make a montage of all the gay jokes in the last four years of the shows. It lasted a half hour. I still throw it on to cheer myself up.

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Omg, they did? Is it on Youtube or somewhere? I could definitely use that, sometimes ^.^

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http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=3E250E7874F77ED1

*preens*

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::loves::

This is so great!!!

Jon and Stephen are so in love ::laugh::

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Dude, a half hour of gay jokes. That is TALENT, there.

I have the compliation version of the videos. All three together in one block in an better-quality file. *beams*

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OMG, a compilation? All three in one? That could probably kill some people, if they watched it. (Like Bush)

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Some of those were just mean! And I'm going to feel like a complete idiot after asking this but 'Sparky' and 'Shweir'? I know the last one and I hate that pair but the first? I just told myself you meant McShep and clicked happily.

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Um, no. I realize in hindsight I should have clarified.

Hardcore SGA fen are aware of the Sparky-Shweir thing. They are both Sheppard/Weir. Both are horrible names: one makes NO SENSE and the other sounds gross. So I was asking which name made the polltaker's brain hurt less.

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kylawild.livejournal.com

Wow.....I was way off then....hadn't heard one of those.....can I change my vote to Shweir? Sparky makes no sense at all.

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airinshaw.livejournal.com

You made me chose between Nathan and David! The love? She is dwindling.

David won, of course, but you still made me chose *sticks out tongue*

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The only one that made me think 'Oh, um, shit' was Sorkin vs. Whedon. I had to go for Sorkin in the end but that one was hard. Other than that, most of those were love vs. hate relationships. Heh.

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I can't believe Joss is winning! I mean, I love the man, he's a god, but Sorkin! Easily the most intelligent writer on telly. Buuuut Joss is the most emotional.... GAH. NO. I voted. I do not need to think about this anymore!

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You are completely evil making us choose between some of those things! Sorkin or Whedon?? That's just an impossible choice! I chose Whedon, but now I feel really bad for Sorkin, because he is love too.

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(dude, cool username icon. I likey the font.)

Sorkin > Whedon. Sorkin is just too smart. I love his brain.

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Oh, come on, you love being beaten up about it because you knew some of tehse choices wren't even CHOICES, they were impossible. You just wanted to show off with HOW CRUEL YOU CAN BE. And, what do you think of your results?

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<.< *nurses flame burns and bruises*

I like the results. Most of you seem awesome. I don't get Gay Rights being so popular though. Global Warming is an ASAP problem.

And you people suck for not knowing Airplane! is the greatest comedy ever. WTF, SPACEBALLS? You can only watch that twice. No replay value. Airplane! has at least a joke in every single scene. It's amazing.

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Spaceballs IS great, but I know Airplane, though. Picked that ^^ V and I picked Global Warming aswell because... not wanting to be mean or anything, but that one concerns us all.

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