I love my wife.

[luciazephyr]

Only, like, five of you will get this joke.

Luce: Someone said the nicest thing to me in my LJ a few mintues ago so I'm on a HUGE high.
Chi: *hugs you* just read it. very cool dude
Luce: You found it? Dude.
Luce: Stalker! *hides from Chi*
Chi: you know you like it
Luce: *closes curtains, eyes shadows*
Chi: CHARLEEEEEEEEENE
Luce: OMG
Chi: *starts dancing like Stephen*
Chi: HAHAHAHA
Luce: *hands you eyeliner and the dorky scarf*
Chi: *totally puts them on* *grabs a microphone and puts on the boots*
Chi: *holds out arms* How do I look?
Luce: Like Stephen, but hotter.
Chi: ILU
Luce: ILU2!!!1
Chi: BEST. COMPLIMENT. EVER
Luce: *laughs*


*sings* Oh, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero...

-Luce

Comments

Re: never has this icon been more appropriate

[chi1013.livejournal.com]

Why, are you talking about Anderson Cooper? HE IS STALKING CHARLENE? STEPHEN SMASH.

Dude, ur icon...

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*stabs you*

No one calls the Silver Fox's hair boring. Heathen.

Re: Dude, ur icon...

[chi1013.livejournal.com]

OW OMG MY EYE U STABZ MY EYE.

*breaks down crying* you're heartless! ALL I WANTED WAS TO FIND MY CHARLEEEEEEEEEEENE

Re: Dude, ur icon...

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*takes off mask* It's your wife, bitch, I knew you were cheating on me.

*kiks u in da ribs*

Re: Dude, ur icon...

[chi1013.livejournal.com]

But... but WIFEY. IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. KEITH MADE ME DO IT. HIM AND HIM SPECIAL COMMENTS.

*whimpers* ilu. *looks pitiful*

Re: Dude, ur icon...

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

You know why he sent you on a wild goose chase? SO I COULD SNEAK IN AND SEX HIM WHILE YOU WERE BUSY.

*tosses you a band-aid, leaves*

Re: Dude, ur icon...

[chi1013.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

KEITH. BUT YOU SAID.....

FINE! IT'S TIME TO REVEAL MY SECRET.

I've been sexing Anderson on the side! I WIN.

*grabs bandaid and uses it*

Re: Dude, ur icon...

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Keith's a liar.

Though he may have been using us to get to Anderson...

Not really, as he iz teh ghey.

Re: Dude, ur icon...

[chi1013.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* apparently.

you think? maybe we should spy on them, see if they're cheating on us (and leave motion sensor cameras around to document the "evidence")

Re: Dude, ur icon...

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I know I was right to marry you.

*picks you up and drags you to the hardware store to buy cameras and such*