Inspired by talkin' to Chris...

[luciazephyr]

And the Ladies Christina and Lucia did look upon Livejournal and its many emobitchfacerants and They did conspire and made it so, that all bitchrants from that day forth would be known as Special Comments.

And Keith looked upon Them and Their work and raised His Beer in salute, for it was Good.

*closes book* End of Sermon.

-Luce

ETA: In hindsight, he'd probably go all frowny and get bitchyupset about us calling him a bitch.

Comments

[chi1013.livejournal.com]

*intones*

Amen.

[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

So say we all.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Every time I see that icon, I have to stop and stare for a few minutes.

[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

Well, then I'll just use it again.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME FROM FIC, WOMAN.

[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

OH! JESUS!

Uh ... here. Have sheep.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

...

Okay, that's more distracting because... seriously, why the fuck do you have SHEEP?

[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

*points at self*

Knitter.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

...

I have absolutely nothing to say to that. You win. *shakes head in awe of teh crazy lady*

OMG, Keith in 9 minutes and the BBC's report's been confirmed! Here, baby, rest your head on my boobsbreast and I shall pet your hair and comfort you. *grabby hands at Keith*

[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I want to do his hair and make-up. I'd just gel my fingers, ruffle his hair, and touch his face with light, natural tones and set him loose.

He's upset! You don't shag the upset- that's taking advantage! Though Keith might find that hot...

[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

I am fully on the side of your struck out text.

"Sorry about all that indignation and disgust. Hey! I have an idea! Let's do it!"

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

And he looks up at you with tears in his eyes and asks you how you can be so heartless?!

Okay, he totally wouldn't. He'd be all, "Here on the desk? Or do you wanna wait a bit and we'll find a hotel?"

[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

And that's why I love him.


And, at the moment, why I love you a little, too.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Not the sexy hair and glasses and dorkiness and ability to be fantastically eloquent even when he's quivering in rage?


But I turned him gaybi.

[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

Well, if we're gonna list ALL the reasons, we'll be here until the start of the one hundred and eleventh congress.

I just felt the INSANELY SEXY thing covered it well enough. For now.

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

He'd probably be Wounded in a Very Manly Way, deny everything, and do another Special Comment.

*cuddles her Keith plushie and pets his hair*