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[luciazephyr]

Stolen from Slashophile.

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What Pairing popped your slash cherry?	Heero/Duo. Stereotypical hentai yaoi. Ya'll know the drill. I'm your everyday lemon whore.
Condoms in fanfiction, Yes or No?	What's the point? It is slash?
Positions?	Doesn't matter. *shrugs*
Twosomes, threesomes, moresomes?	Two, no da.
Orgasms in fanfiction: simultaneous, bottom first, or top first?	Bottom.
Vampires: Well endowed, average, or petite?	I don't do vamp, sorry.
Force: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting?	Wrong, morally.
Biting: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting?	Enjoyable.
Love: necessary, possible, gets in the way?	Yes, or eventual.
Lube: water, silicone, petroleum, blood, semen, none or other?	Don't care.
Masturbation: only in emerencies, good practice, fun for the whole family?	As a friend once said, a fact of life, mon ami.
Blowjobs: First times, experts, whores, no need to breathe?	Meh. I skip over them. Boring.
Semen: Hate it, like it, love it, its their only food source?	See above.
You like you're men: Gay, bi, vampsexual, or straight but into one guy	Bi.
Relationship status: fuck buddies, lovers, master, slave, Status? there's a relationship?	Anything non-M/S-ish. That's wrong.
Roles: man/woman, man/man, dom/sub, top/bottom?	man/man, na na.
No options with these... just type the first thing that comes to mind.
Favorite Slash Pairing	Whatever doesn't sound gross. *shrugs* I'm not picky, but I'm partial to CB/RM of SGA.
Most Slashable Character	Quatre.
Least Slashable Character	Teyla.
Best Fic genre?	Hurt/Comfort, no da.
Worst Fic genre?	Help-I'm-Posessed-By-An-Alien-Sleep-With-Me shit.
Most over-used fic genre?	*laughs* Hurt/Comfort!
Penis?	Shoulda known this would come up... Meh.
Lube?	I'm getting nada.
Rim?	*coughs*
Glans?	*coughs louder*
Head?	Depends on the pairing.
The naughtiest thing that crossed your mind while writing this survey?	...Sam/Weir. Do. Not. Ask. *shivers*
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~Lucia

Comments

[slashophile.livejournal.com]

You quoteth me! Tis teh coolness. ::huggles::

Good survey, me liked. Learned a lot. Like we all suck at word association. ::wink::