Soo.... President Dubbya drove through town today.

[luciazephyr]

Yep. Through my little town in Missouri. El Presidente drove through.



He's doing his campaigning, and his itinerary lead him through my town. So the school, hell, all the people in my small town lined up at the main road. They even took us out of school, which was cool.

And we waited. About 1.3 hours. *snore*

They handed out signs and stickers and button and other two cent merchandise. I'm one of the five students who didn't get one, only one who turned one down. My friends happily waved their signs as he came by.

Let me make this easiter to get. He drove through town, not stopping at all. Clear? Good.

What'd we get? Well, if you were on the far side of the road, you might have seen his shadow through the tinted window for a split second. And he spoke one sentance over the bus's PA system.

"Thanks for coming out today."

omg! teh prez dude, like, spoke to us! omgomgomg! *like, hyperventilates and DIES*

Yipee. Fucking. Skipee.



I'm so voting Kerry.
~Lucia

Comments

[slashophile.livejournal.com]

::refuses to squee over Bush:: I will not squee, I will not squee. ::repeats mantra and refuses to admit her <3 for Bush:: Still <3 me despite my willingness to vote Bush? Have I tarnished your love for me? ::sniffle::

I started your fic today. There's a bit of het, is that okay? It's past het though and it's a part of the story line.

Wow, you were probably not a happy camper reading this comment.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna jump you for liking Bush. As long as your not too Republican (AKA: Hating gay marriage, being 100% Anti-abortion, etc).

WHOO! I don't mind the het. Though you should know, you inspiring me to write a BecKay smut. But it's difficult to do! >.< Any tips on hitting that R rating?

And I really, really don't mind your opinion of him, love. I'm just fucking pissed he drove through without a thing after we waited for his happy ass so long. *glares at the moron prez* Way to get the working-class's votes, dickhead.

*coughs*

Anyway, have you seen www.jibjab.com? It makes fun of both Bush and Kerry. Check it out and sing the song like I do! ^.^ *hums*

~Lucia

[slashophile.livejournal.com]

Too Republican? Me? teh crazeh, slasher? Don't hate gay marriage (obviously). Abortion, don't like it as a form of birth control but I think it should be here for people who are so set on getting rid of the fetus that they'll stick a bicycle spoke up their birth canal. Woah...little graphic there. ::snerk::

Wooh! I iz an inspiration! ::proud:: R rating really depends. Some people consider it oral sex but I consider it describing the whole act of sex without actually going into grave detail. Kind of like a paragraph overview of the actual act, you get what I'm saying? I usually describe the actual orgasm with words like 'released' ect. I hope that helped! ^_^

I have yet to look at jibjab.com because I keep forgetting to do it. ::puts head down::

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I agree whole-heartedly. And don't worry about being graphic. I'm a Tarantino-nut. Nothing fazes me. *rocks out to Pulp Fiction's soundtrack*

Be very proud, mi amore! *pets Slashy* You are quickly becoming my new slash muse! *claims Slashy as her muse* *growls at anyone who tries to take her* And that did help. Know I just need the balls to write it.

*shoves Slashy in that direction* Hun, you have to see it! It's a short flash movie, yet a genius one. It's got the best animation too. ^.^ Comon, humor me and take 5 minutes out of your slash smut reading day to watch it.

~Lucia

[slashophile.livejournal.com]

Forgot about the Tarantino thing. Should've known I could never be too graphic with you. ::pets:: u iz me luv childe.

::purrs and arches back:: Me likey the petting. ::thumps leg:: Rowr...uhm yeah, back to the post. I has been claimed. d00d, I wish I could make icons, I'd do make a 'property of...' icon. Oh good! I'm glad I helped. You have the balls, just have to dig doooown waaaaay deeeeep.

Ack! ::trips and dies:: Can't now, I'm dead. ::flops:: Okai, okai, I will, I will. Jeez. ::sniffle:: Do you treat all your muses this way?

Is that all you think I do?! Read slash smut all day?! Well, you're right. I should do homework. I <3 smut slash. But I'll take that measly five minutes and look at teh site, yo. ^_^

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Should've known I could never be too graphic with you

Amen. Tarantino = God. *worships teh Quentin*

You have the balls, just have to dig doooown waaaaay deeeeep.

I'm 14. I 'd need balls like... Madonna. *nods sagely* Madonna's balls beat out many the pr0n stars. *worship teh Madonna*

Do you treat all your muses this way?

No one said it was smut and cookies all the time, luv. *grins*

Read slash smut all day?! Well, you're right.

Knew it. ;-p Don't feel bad. I bring lemony fics to school.

~Lucia

[slashophile.livejournal.com]

Doth you take a God before Tarantino thou shalt be smited!

You're 14. 0.o d00d, u iz teh c00lest 4teen yer ol evah!

No one said it was smut and cookies all the time, luv. *grins*
::glare:: Hey. That's cool...I like being mistreated...yo.

I used to bring lemony goodness to school until a teacher found it. Luckily I didn't do something stupid like write my name on it. Heh, teh ho never found out who it was. Muahah. She was so pissed to have Pr0n in her classroom.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

God works in mysterious ways, ne? What's more mysterious that the mind of Quentin Tarantino?

*bows* I was raised on Nintendo, Playstation, and generous helpings of Heero/Duo yaoi. I'm the world's most cracked 14-year-old.

*brandishes whip teasingly*

I never write my real name on it. I write one of my aliases. That the teacher HAS to ask "Um... do any of you students know a... Dr. Zephyr Tanaka?" *enjoys torturing teh teaches.

~Lucia

[courtknee.livejournal.com]

GRAHHH!!! My dad was supposed to go to a protest when Dubya came 'round here a while back... but then he went to a My Morning Jacket concert instead. He went to the Edwards rally though (wish I could have gone - rawr).

Wish I was old enough to vote... curse being 17.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

17? Get a false ID, you sneaky girl! We need more Demo votes!

~Lucia

BUSH!!!!!!

[tsuki-tybrin.livejournal.com]

GOD DAMNIT! WHY IN THE HELL DID I HAVE TO MOVE! Oh and I heard on the news today this was gonna happen but I only thought he was going to *tries to spell Sedalia and Warrensburg* but I had no idea he'd be driving through, "limbo." You lucky bastard >.O

Re: BUSH!!!!!!

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Lucky?! I'm fucking democratic, you dumbfuck.

~Lucia

Re: BUSH!!!!!!

[tsuki-tybrin.livejournal.com]

I know dis ^.^ And I knew you were gonna say something to that effect. Can we talk on MSN now? *grins stupidly*

Re: BUSH!!!!!!

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Nope. Mom's home.

*acts Democraticly*

~Lucia

[geekfreak03.livejournal.com]

lykomgprizidintbushwent2urtown

He's a bastard.

Flush the Bushit! Get it? Bu'shit! Bull Shit! : )

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Ya know what would be cool? Getting Knee-chan to make one of her pin things that says

"Flush the Bullshit!"

~Lucia