THIS SHIT IS BANANAS.

Tony Blair "singing" the Clash's "Should I Stay or Should I Go".

Oh, why don't people do this for our idiot president? ETA: nerdork told me about Bush singing U2's "Sunday, Bloody Sunday". Dude.

-Luce

This does not include the two meme-ficlets, romantic comedy, and epic crossover I'm doing too.

Okay, now I gave you teh funneh. Now I need teh HELP, omg.

I have a lot to do. I have two Journalism articles (one over the Pres's State of the Union, one over the City of Boston being a bunch of weenies). Those arre easy. I have a minimum-five page English story to write using the Gothic style of Hawthorne and Poe and all those angst-buckets. Get this- I have permission from Mrs. Altis to actually write a RPF story for the assignment. (Chris: you remember that old idea I had, of Anderson and Death having a deal between them- some of Anderson's own life in return for locations of disasters before they happened? Yeah, that one.)

Then the toughie- I have to write a dramatic play for my Drama II class. I have... pretty much no inspiration for it. I'm so lost. So, people, throw ideas at me and we'll see what sticks. My Drama grade is Not Good due to me having Writer's Block for just about every assignment thus far this year. Help the Lucy not fail, for if she fails, you guys won't see another fannish pursuit out of me for a long time.

Just so you know, I write women slightly better than I do men (and I'm a slasher. Ironic, no?) and have no problems doing a touch of romance. I am extremely tempted to have a bi/queer character in my play solely because most of my class is a tad homophobic and it pisses me off. So... any ideas, people?

-Luce