
I am so bad at Metal Gear Solid, I had to restart my game to change the difficulty from "Easy" to "Very Easy". Not fucking kidding. My giant gamer ego is shrinking fast. Also, whoever came up with the idea of a fixed-camera in a third person shooter needs to die.
I don't have the patience to be sneaky. I wanna run and kill. In FPSes, I instantly become slow-moving and stealthy. In TPSes, I go into Ratchet & Clank mode and try to kill everyone. That strategy? Not working too well, lemme tell you.
On the flipside? I'm really enjoying the game. Even tho I suck at it, I like it a lot. Also, the gratuitous shot of Meryl's ass in slow-mo and all? I know it's a Plot Point* but I still laughed when it happened.
-Luce
* - I am very, very impressed** that Hideo Kojima managed to turn a fanservice trope into a fucking plot point. That takes talent and a certain level of bastardness.
** - The fact that things like this impress me worries me.
ETA: Okay, I took out Revolver Ocelot with only one Ration. I think I'm getting better. :D Yay, first person mode. Now if only I could move in FPOV too...
But that's for tomorrow. Now: Bedtime.