Say this aloud. It will make your day better, I fucking promise.

BEEP BEEP, I'M A JEEP.

Say it.

-Lucy

ETA: I really think I can write this dark (or at least dimly lit) Snake/Otacon sleeper agent AU. I have the plot, I think it makes sense, and the gimmick should be interesting. I just... can't figure out a beginning. Beginning's kill me. God.