Google now provides internet on flights. Go figure.

I'M ON A PLANE
I'M ON A PLANE
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME 'CAUSE I'M FLYING ON A PLANE

God, flights give me a headache. The air pressure is murder, lemme just say. Oi vey.

But I got internet, which means I got a fic to write, eh folks?


Flying's never scared me. It's all about ritual for me. I just chill out and sing Andrew Bird's "Fiery Crash" on take-off. to save our lives, you've got to envision the fiery crash, but that's just a formality. why must I explain? it's just a nod to morality before you get on the plane.

God, you know what would be fun? Harry Dresden on a plane. Oh god, I might do an AUverse vignette about him having to fly with Marcone somewhere and the many reasons he hates the experience. Food for thought.

:gets to resolving that cliffhanger for ya'll: