More Adventures with Twitter!Harry Dresden, with guests!

New MoC is almost done. In the meantime, have some Twitter shenanigans.



During the heat wave in the Midwest...
@HarriedWizard: Guess my bitching about the heat paid off, at least in Chicago.
@LucyZephyr: I'll be less likely to drive to Chicago and punch you in the nose if you ventas some of that south.
@HarriedWizard: I live to servitas.
@LucyZephyr: :face, meet palm:
@HarriedWizard: Oh, come on, you can't blame me for answering a perfect setup!
@LucyZephyr: Well in that case-- wait... :thinks: No, I think I really can. You are a dorkface.
@HarriedWizard: Unfair. You know I don't call girls names.
@LucyZephyr: If you ever called me a name, I'd be deeply impressed with your progress. Alas. (Jerk.)
@HarriedWizard: I do not understand women.
@LucyZephyr: That's because you constantly focus on perceived differences in gender instead of just interacting.
@HarriedWizard: That's another knock at chivalry, isn't it?
@LucyZephyr: Chivalry is sexism, Harry, sorry to tell you.
@HarriedWizard: I think you'd like Murphy.
@LucyZephyr: We could team up to tie you to a chair and read Gender Studies books aloud to you.
@HarriedWizard: You know, that idea is kinda hot.
@LucyZephyr: SEE? THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! :face in hands:

( Two more, including the Harry-Is-A-Slut-Shaming-Asshole epic )

Okay. So. I just got into a racewank fight with Jim Butcher on Twitter.

That was one of the stupider things I have ever done in my life. Now I have a ton of people on Twitter rather... upset.

But I figure I'll share anyway, because ya'll may want to know this about Mr. Butcher.

( No, really, read this (though, trigger warning for some serious white privilege) )

And that's what happened. Thought ya'll should know.

:takes a long, deep breath:


ETA: Okay, I'm sorry everyone, but I'm turning off the email comments option on these posts. I respect you all have opinions, but I'm at the point I no long care because this entire incident is stressing me out. I regret having done it regardless of how decent my intention and cause was. I'm done arguing about this, I no longer care, and this is not worth the stress. Thank you everyone for your comments, supportive or otherwise, and feel free to continue discussing what happened. I will not be monitoring unless one of my friends pokes me to or something.

I'm just done.