LJ LIVES! WHOO!

[luciazephyr]

So, canthlian and I were bored with LJ being down and got bored. Neil got to blaming me for the crash, saying it's not his fault as he is God.

That lead to more weird casting, a la Good Omens. One thing to remember: McShep is the equivilent to Good. Any other OTP is Evil.

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

Neil (canthlian) is God. I thought it was Nos', but apprently not.

danvers is Jesus! Whoo! *pimps her fics*

teh Nos' (nostalgia_lj) is St. Peter! Imagine the man letting you into heaven speaking netspeak. In a Scottish accent. Drinking orange liquid sugar (Irn Bru). Heh.

Satan is kerikeri, according to Neil, as she is the original Beckett/McKay slasher and she won't return his IMs.

The McShep Sellout, Gaia, is Hastor. She was gonna be Satan, but I pointed out she's not smart enough. (Note: Gaia is the one wrote the crap 'Beautiful People' series.)

Zazzle (silverdragon262) is the Metatron, voice of God.

coreopsis is Raphael! Yay for OTPers!

Casta (castalianspring) is Crowley. She's awesome, but she slashes against God's wishes, so she's the Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards. And she gets awesome sunglasses.

On the flipside, nel_ani is Aziraphale, Angel and part-time rare book dealer.

I, lucia_tanaka, am Lazarus. *laughs* I started off strictly BecKay/evil, but I let "God" turn me partially to the McShep/light.

qwirky is Cupid, since she slashes and ships everyone.

And for some reason, slashophile is Pan. We know he's not Christian. Shut up.

Interesting conversation, Neil. I have been enlightened! *dancedance*

Comments

[nel-ani.livejournal.com]

I'm Aziraphale? How did I get to be Aziraphale?

To my knowledge, I'm neither English nor gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

And here I thought it was the gay thing.

Why are you complaining. Azira kicks evil ass.

And I think we choose you cause you write McShep (aka: Good).

[nel-ani.livejournal.com]

And here I thought it was the gay thing.

Alas, alack, no. ;)

Why are you complaining. Azira kicks evil ass.

Oh yeah, I love Aziraphale! Plus, it mean I get to have sex with hang out with Crowley! *looks up* Who is someone I don't know... Hmm.

And I think we choose you cause you write McShep (aka: Good).

Hee! Okay, I can live with that.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Criwley/Azira is TEH Holy OTP! *luvs you because you know dis*

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

Dude. The crash? Was so totally Canth's fault.

As the voice of God, I would know, yo.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Then God/Canth is evil, cause he was trying to pin the blame on me. I AM AGAIN AGNOSTIC!

...How's that working out, anyway? You get a dental plan or is the pay crap?

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

WOO! Then again, when the voice of God has such a heathen OTP, who can you trust?

Little of column A, little of column B. I don't like to talk about the dental plan.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

.... I like McShep...

As voice of God, you'd need dental, right? I mean, good teeth are needed since you are his mouthpiece, ne?

[canthlian.livejournal.com]

IT WAS NOT!

*Smites*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN'T SMITE ME, BITCH! No killing of the minions!

And you lose me, soapgate loses you-know-who!

[ex-danvers514.livejournal.com]

Okay, dude, since the creative force is essentially feminine and God is like way older than Jaysus, I feel I have been slighted. Surely, I R God and Canth is Jaysus. If no, then I have only one thing to say.

Why have ye forsaken me so? ;-p

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Um.... I should bow to you then?

*bows*

[ex-danvers514.livejournal.com]

That would be nice ;-)

[canthlian.livejournal.com]

omg u r seckcyst! kreeateevaty iz sooooo mail!!!11one

I'm God because I'm way, way cuter than you. And I pull the puppet strings. So there. Nyah. :P

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*twitters in a cunfused manner* But this is fandom religion! Doesn't Danvers write a lot more than you?

[ex-danvers514.livejournal.com]

God's not cute. Not if he's out smiting and stuff! You silly ;-)

[castalianspring.livejournal.com]

*dies*

I also get the coolest car ever.

I will get slashed with Aziraphale of course, who I adore but won't admit it. (*waves to nel_ani who is new to me*)

McShep is evil, I tell you! Evil!

*uses Aziraphale icon to confuse you*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

The car died. That sucked.

*sees the BecKay love* *skitters back to Casta* Forgive my sway of faith, O Castalia! But the evil OTP is so much larger! Forgive me for turning on snark/accent OTP.

*fears Neil killing her now*

((Casta, hun; I've been told you're the one to talk to about SGA music vids. Enlighten a desperate fellow fangirl?))

[castalianspring.livejournal.com]

I'm sticking to the story that Adam fixed it in the end.

*pats u* Ok, you're forgiven. But just this once.

*will smite Neil for u, b/c is cooler than he is*

Ahh, vids. Let's see, I've got several linked in my Atlantis pimping post (http://www.livejournal.com/users/castalianspring/89162.html), just scroll down to the vid section. And if you're looking for the McShep (*sigh*), danvers has a few up, so just check her journal. Haven't seen them, but worth a look, I'd say :)

[slashophile.livejournal.com]

What the hell? I don't know if I like to consider myself half a goat or on a stove with eggs on my belly. So...I'm responsible for panic but I'm an accomplished musician and lead the nymphs into dance? :annoyed: Okay. Interesting enough.

And Canth is just full of himself, hence the God thing. ;p

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*cowers* I didn't come up with that one, I swear!

I know. I humor him. He's my key to smut!fic.

[slashophile.livejournal.com]

:giggles: I don't mind causing nightmares, honestly. Never thought of Pan as way to describe me, though.

He's an awful, awful God, let me tell you.

[mice1900.livejournal.com]

And yet you read and LURVE my McBeck...

I should be some sort of evil minion at the very least ;)

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

True... You're Beelzebub. ^.^

(You have AIM?)

[mice1900.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Lord of the Flies. I can live with that ;)

Nope, don't have AIM. I have nothing to do with A O Hell. ;)

I do, however, hang out in IRC on squidge on a very regular basis over in #atlantis. Wanna come by?