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:laughes until she cannot even breathe:

DOWNEY: I got a story for you. I go to Japan. "Iron Man" is opening there. I'm like, dude, this is my walk of fame. I go there and they go [he mimics a Japanese accent], "Small problem with your passport, it links up to some incredible criminal activity." I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. "You did not make claim of said activity." I was like, "I got tired." "We would like to interrogate you." I was like, "Interrogate? Fine, great." Six hours later, I'm sitting there in the Japanese interrogation suite. A lady comes out. "So were you in jail or prison?" I go, "Both." "How long?" "Sixteen months." "Do you know the name of the first infraction you had in 1995?" I was like, "It's hard for me to remember because I've been arrested so many times." "We cannot let you enter our country." They decided later that I can come in to do the press, "but I must please never come to Japan again." So—I'll wrap this up quickly. We go to the Iron Chef restaurant. They give me the finest Kobe beef, and I am doubled over for Yoo-hoo status for the next two days.

LANGELLA: I don't know what that means.

DOWNEY: I ate a piece of beef that was superexpensive, I got a parasite and I was Yoo-hoo. I was Brown Betty for two days.

LANGELLA: See, he has his own language.
From here.


Robert Downey Jr. speaks his own language. :lols and lols:

-Lucy

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Date: 2009-01-26 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lembeau.livejournal.com
Even with a poop story his is all kinds of awesome. :OD

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Date: 2009-01-26 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heidi-wiggin.livejournal.com
Oh to be a fly on the wall...

Thanks for sharing!

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Date: 2009-01-27 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garageinc74.livejournal.com
There's pictures of him all over the martial arts academy I attend in West Los Angeles. The guy is made of awesome.

So happy to see him doing so well.

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