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Sweet zombie jesus, I am horrible at Resident Evil. I am so bad at this. It's my first third person shooter and my inexperience shows. God, yanno, I was planning on renting the game when it came out and maybe whinging at [livejournal.com profile] gogodgene to lemme be the Sheva to her Chris, but now I can't because having me for a partner is a fate worse than death. :O

My main problem is that I am so unused to the view, I keep expecting to go into first person mode to shoot and instead it's just a little laser sight thingie and I have ten zombies shambling after me and Sheva's calling for help, so I dig out the knife to fight my way to her and I can't hold the knife and move at the same time.

Also, I was joking about Chris Redfield's "two Christmas hams nailed to an angry two-by-four" arms before but his arms are so big, I cannot see around them.

Understand this about me, FList: I am a sneaky, cautious gamer. I look are and stealth and snipe people from afar. It's my modus operandi. But with Chris and his massive arms in my way, I can't SEE and I just get panicked and end up fumbling around while Sheva picks up all the ammo and looks at me like I'm demented. I suck at this demo.

But christ is it fun. ♥ ♥ ♥

I'm gonna try again soon, maybe pick a different control scheme and speed up the aiming. Maybe this time I'll make it past the goddamn chainsaw dude.

Also? I've been watching the RE4 Lets Play Maxwell Adams did. And I was really enjoying it, it was great and the escort mission wasn't too annoying. But then midget Napolean showed up and suddenly I understood why people say these games have bad writing. Oh. My. God. It's so bad, it's great. NARMTASTIC, MAN.

-Lucy

PS: I've taken to wearing my new 360 headset even when I'm taking a break from playing. IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A REAL MGS MISSION CONTROL PERSON. :D :D :D

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Date: 2009-03-05 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gogodgene.livejournal.com
Leon says some of those most narmiest things EVER. My favorite is YOU ARE SMALLTIME.

I WOULD NEED TO GET MY LIVE ACCOUNT BACK. I canceled it just a month ago, but I have SOME money now to get it back up. I would love to play. :3

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Date: 2009-03-05 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
I dunno, I think undead-Napoleon's a little worse...

YOU CAN GET A SILVER ONE FOR FREE. And no, rly, you don't wanna play with me. I'm really bad. >.>

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Date: 2009-03-05 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gogodgene.livejournal.com
OH, I have a silver one. I meant my Gold status. I had to cancel it right before the demo was released, so I couldn't play online with anybody because I was playing the leaked demo.

AND YES I DO. IT COULD BE FUN, RUNNING AND SCREAMING FROM THE GIANT AXE MAN.

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Date: 2009-03-05 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
WELL OKAY. I WILL TRY AND RENT IT THE DAY IT COME OUT THEN? BTW I ALREADY FRIENDED YOU ON XBL. :3 I'M LADYASTRAEUS.

Ooooh, the leaked demo? You sneaky person you. :3 :3 :3

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Date: 2009-03-05 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gogodgene.livejournal.com
I checked my messages and saw! Friended you back! :D

I'll have to rent it myself. I'm downloading it, instead of buying it (because the spoilers absolutely ruined a chance of Capcom getting money out of me), so I can't necessarily play online with a downloaded version.

IT'LL BE FUN TIMES TO PLAY TOGETHER!

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Date: 2009-03-05 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
Awesomesauce! I'll be sure to practice bunches so I don't get you killed too much. ♥


UM CAN I ASK YOU FOR ONE SPOILER?

D-DOES WESKER DIE? BECAUSE I'D BE REALLY SAD IF HE DID. D: Ever since I watched GameTrailers retrospective, I've fallen hard for his evilness. He's my favorite kind of villain- the quintuple agent with chronic backstabbing disorder. Like Ocelot, but less ghey (tho next to Ocelot, everyone looks straight).

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Date: 2009-03-05 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gogodgene.livejournal.com
Spoiler videos: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=rehorror5&view=videos

Ending video (Wesker's fate): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlNLhiY74C0

From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
My face is all :| now. Boo. This is not fucking Star Wars, Capcom.

Are there clones in REverse? Because a Magnificent Bastard type like him would totally have contingency plan in case of rocket-to-the-face.

MOAR SPOILERS.

Date: 2009-03-05 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gogodgene.livejournal.com
I totally raged at it all. Pure, fangirl rage. Highlight to reveal:



But Capcom has stated that RE5 draws Chris' story to a close, and Wesker is infamous for being tied in with Chris wherever he shows up. SO WHO KNOWS?

Re: MOAR SPOILERS.

Date: 2009-03-05 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
.....

:/

It's like Kojima, but not awesome. Anyway to give RE5 the MGS4 treatment and just say it's all happening in Raiden's head? :lol just stamps things non-canon when displeased, such is the modus operandi of a fangirl:

Oh well. I looks like he gets to be awesome for most of the game, yeah? ... If not, don't tell me. I only wanted to know Wesker's fate. I'm staying unspoiled for the rest.

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Date: 2009-03-05 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gogodgene.livejournal.com
>just stamps things non-canon when displeased

this.

And yes, glad to say, he stays awesome for most of the game. C:

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Date: 2009-03-05 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doxinator.livejournal.com
Oh god, every cutscene in RE4 nearly killed me with laughter
I even made a list of every stupid one-liner Leon uttered through the course of the game, just... just to have it

Also, Maxwell Adams is awesome! I've blown so many hours watching their videos, ahahah. They can make anything interesting.

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Date: 2009-03-05 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
It wasn't THAT BAD until Salazar was introduced. Then it was just painful. Ugh.

I love Maxwell and his crew. They are awesomesauce. And the Skype chat that goes on while they're UStreaming is fucking funny. RANDOM DISCUSSIONS AHOY.

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Date: 2009-03-06 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silver11016.livejournal.com
You think the camera work is bad on this, play Umbrella Chronicles! (Do it for Wesker being awesome.) It's on rails so you have no fucking control over anything. You look where they want you to look when they want you to look and you're fucked if that movement you saw out of the corner of your eye is what you think it is.

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Date: 2009-03-06 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
See, rail shooters I can understand and fuck if I had a Wii I'd be ALL OVER RE:UC. :covets: That and Cave Story are the only games I want from the Wii.

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Date: 2009-03-06 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silver11016.livejournal.com
I love rail shooters because I'm an arcade junkie, but oh god UC. I was just like "why am I looking here wait was that a zombie on the left oh shit let me look THERE not here!"

Also, fuck quicktime events.

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