SOS, Save Our.... erm.... Slasher?

[luciazephyr]

I'm watching Twilight.

Mum is punishing me for my SMeyer hate by making me watch the movie.


Someone send help, please. Or at least tell me Charlie, Emmett, and Alice retain their awesome and that it helps against the horror of Edward and Bella.

-Lucy

Comments

[clooney.livejournal.com]

Aaaaoh god. D:
Have you read any of the books? hgjgdkjskh

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Send help.

I've read enough. I like all the minor characters and I adored Jacob until Eclipse. Breaking Dawn was a stain on the written word though. :|

[clooney.livejournal.com]

I... I read about a third of the first book. It was like watching a train wreck, except eventually I couldn't take it anymore.

fhjkfd your icon

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

Pssssssssssh, Carlisle is the best Cullen.

...Yeah, that was about all I got out of that movie.

[polaris-starz.livejournal.com]

IAWTC. Carlisle and Charlie made that movie bearable for me. I never got through the books.

Honestly I found the movie pretty good for a laugh. It wasn't the excruciating experience trying to read the books was.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Not gonna lie, I really want some Charlie/Carlisle. :3

oh my god, just met Carlisle in the movie. :whistles:

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

For about a week, I really badly wanted someone to write me Carlisle/Edward. But thankfully I got over it.

[emily-rona.livejournal.com]

Don’t know if this will help,
http://headtripcomics.comicgenesis.com/d/20080915.html

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I have those saved on my hard drive. They do help. :3 :3 :3

Great Googly Moogly!

[gundamtsubasa.livejournal.com]

Is that even remotely accurate to the things that actually transpire in the book, or were they just being hyperbolic?

Re: Great Googly Moogly!

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey.

Twilight means never having to say you're kidding.

Re: Great Googly Moogly!

[gundamtsubasa.livejournal.com]

I've not read them (Yeah, 30-something guy reading Stephanie Meyer would virtually guarantee the cops knocking on my door on suspicion of pedophilia or something), but Jesus, how on earth does a poorly-written Mary Sue get to be so damn popular, especially among older women, some of whom have daughters?!

Re: Great Googly Moogly!

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

... Because Twilight is one long Self-Insert fantasy. Duuuuh. :3

Re: Great Googly Moogly!

[gundamtsubasa.livejournal.com]

:( I liked it better when Self-insert fantasy was limited to Choose Your Own Adventure (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choose_Your_Own_Adventure) books.

The one I remember best was The Trumpet of Terror (http://www.gamebooks.org/show_item.php?id=509).

[aurora]

(Just focus on Alice's hottness.)

[lilychick.livejournal.com]

(*cackles*)

So...how did you feel about the movie? I actually kind of liked it, especially since Bella was slightly less of an asshole.