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[luciazephyr]

OKAY YOU GUIZE

TWILIGHT. Watched it with Mum, who's never read any of the books.

FILM: :ends:
LUCY: That was such a great movie.
MUM: Are you insane? That was complete shit.
LUCY: Really? It was so much better than I was expecting.
MUM: ... Just how bad are these books?
LUCY: Edward was such a catty bipolar bitch! Alice was perfect! Carlisle and Charlie were great! Bella was a small-town bashing jerkface!
MUM: Lucy, that was a really bad movie.
LUCY: Really? It... It even had plot! The murders were set up way in advance!
MUM: I think your perception is a little screwed up, honey.
LUCY: ... Maybe.

-Lucy

ETA: OMG, WHO ELSE SPOTTED SMEYER IN THE DINER? I FROTHED WITH RAGE.

Comments

[gundamtsubasa.livejournal.com]

Is it me or was that a damn near flawless example of damning with faint praise? Good on you!

[dontdiefox.livejournal.com]

I just watched it yesterday as well, for the sole purpose of making fun of it.

And somehow LIKED IT AND NOT JUST LIKED IT BUT LIKED IT A LOT LOT LOOOOOT arrrghlaksjflkfs.

I haven't read the book other than excerpts, and ew, those were bad enough. *shot*

But god the movie~. <333

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

From what I hear, anyone exposed to the badness of Twilight will love the movie, but those who haven't will think it's total pants.

I REALLY LOVED IT. Mostly because R.Prattz's Edward was brilliantly self-loathing and seemed to be constantly in mental anguish. Which was great.

AND ALICE WAS TRES PERFECT. ♥

[lilychick.livejournal.com]

I guess never mind? lol, this is what I get for commenting on old posts as I go. :-D But I agree with everything you said.