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[luciazephyr]

Dear Mister Nice Guy who keeps knocking on my door,

I don't know you and therefore do not trust you. I don't want to go out with you or get to know you. I am tired and barely have the energy to keep up with the friends I do have. Also, you are male.

How do I get you to buzz off?

-Lucy

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[oldsneakers.livejournal.com]

I would leave a small, potted cactus just outside the door with written instructions: "Here, you may have him. I suggest a name in my honor."

But then, that is just me. |B