Christ on a pogo-stick....

[luciazephyr]

I am getting so bleedin' sick of this... So, a list of everything you need to know in every fandom ever.


Jesus dies!
Kratos is Lloyd's father!
Rosebud is his sled!
Soylent Green is people!
Bruce Willis is dead!
He and Tyler Durden are the same person!
The boat sinks!
The Ape Planet is OUR planet!
HAL kills everyone!
Rose is BAD WOLF!
HAN SHOT FIRST, BITCH!
The cowboys are GAY!
FLCL is batshit! SQUARED!
Joss killed Wash!
The Answer is 42!
Santa Claus isn't real!
Norman Bates IS his mother!
Schrodinger's Cat is DEAD! ... Wait.
Tom Hanks gets off the island!
The Princess is in another castle.
The shark eats Quinn and gets blown up!
Rhett leaves Scarlet!
Remus is a werewolf!
Caesar was assassinated!
Sheik is Zelda!
Bambi's mom? Shot! By hunters!
Oedipus killed his dad and married his mom!
Neo and Trinity die!
Sephiroth kills Aries!
Romeo and Juliet kill themselves!
He eats the green eggs and ham!
Darth Vader is Luke's father!
Beast turns back into the Prince!
Peter Parker is Spiderman!
OMGWTFPOLARBEAR!?
Verbal is Keizer Soze!
Charlie finds the golden ticket!
Will Smith blows up the aliens!
Aragorn becomes king!
Auron's ALREADY dead!
ROCKS FALL. EVERYBODY DIES.
THERE ARE SNAKES ON THE PLANE!


That is all.

-Luce

Comments

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

*SNICKER*

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha!

Especially this:

Schrodinger's Cat is DEAD! ... Wait.

Way too much Stargate in my system, as I started snickering and then pictured Sam's cat all smushed in a box.

Hee!

[4amcoffee.livejournal.com]

LOVE!

He eats the green eggs and ham!

Hee.