You're joking here, right?

[luciazephyr]

Ohmigod, why is everyone on SG-1 not hot? You're supposed to make me wanna watch this show, Sci-Fi! Not scare me further into Sexgate Atlantis!

Seriously, wtf? Their faces look all shmooshed.

And TPTB? The Vala pigtails only work when she's in leather. srly.

-Lucia

Comments

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

They are. . . . alright. Not the smoking hawtness of overy explosion that was SexGA.

I think it's the air brushing. It makes them look. . . not alive.

The second and last pics are fine though. . .

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Their faces are smooshed! Like, semi-flat! *flails*

I'm so gonna call it SexGA from now on.

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

I think I need to Copy Right that. *grins*

But yeah, smooshed faces! I am going to kill the air brush worker. He's ruined them!

[fan-this.livejournal.com]

THE OVER AIRBRUSHING OF DOOOOOOOM. It makes everything look weird. It's a little sad, but I just try to see the true hottness underneath.

(But Claud is still f'ing hot.)

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Claudia is barely hott. I keep getting distracted by the plasticy look to her skin because some dumb smuck obviously hasn't broken in their graphic software enough.

[tehshroom.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear...what did they do to Christophers hair?! Really, someone needs to take away whoever's Photoshop.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Agreed. At least he is less smooshed than the others though.

I await the SexGA promo singles eagerly.

[kaaatie.livejournal.com]

Ahhh! They look so airbrushed and fake. Ben still has a quality, but he mostly just looks dense! I'm going back to look at my SGA hotties, just to remove that feeling of WTF!! :0

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Hey, New Atlantis said they'd be getting the rest of the SexGA promos any day now. Let that be your cheerful thought of the day, eh?

[introductory.livejournal.com]

You're breaking my heart, dude.

(Of course, all the hotness was primarily restricted to the first couple of seasons, before Jack left and Daniel got tubby and Teal'c grew Chia Pet hair and Sam... actually, Sam got hotter methinks. Eh.)

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Danny just keeps getting hotter. His biceps rival (but don't beat) Rodney's and he's snippy and smart. Teal'c was always better without hair but, hey, if Hugh Laurie can lose the cane, Chris Judge can get some hair. And I hate Sam with the fire of a hundred suns, so...

[introductory.livejournal.com]

I kind of miss the old Danny. Ever since Jack left he's become the snarky pragmatist, and Mitchell is trying to be Jack but just ends up without a personality.

Why don't you like Sam?!

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*small voice* ilikemitchellandbitchydanny.

She's Saint Carter of All Scientific Disciplines, she doesn't screw up, the Jack/Sam thing bugs the fuck out of me, she didn't have a personality for about three seasons, and Rodney is infinitely better character-wise than she is.

Sorry. She just really rubs me the wrong way. I was in heaven for the opening eps of season 9 because "omg, Vala > Sam" was all I could think.