Oh for the love of god...
Oct. 25th, 2006 04:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
luciazephyrI have a girl named Maranda in my PE class. She's a Christian who reads the Bible every day. So we're arguing over which is better, French class or Spanish class, and we start tripping over the languages and start laughing.
Luce: Hee, gotta love foreign language classes.
Maranda: Unless you're flunking out of the class.
Luce: *giggle* This is why God wrote the Bible in English.
Maranda: Yes, exactly.
Um... Well... You know when you get that feeling that a joke you made just went right over someone's head? Happened here. I pointed out that the English thing was a joke, I was trying to be clever, haha. And she... stares at me!
Luce: You realize I'm joking right?
Maranda: About what?
Luce: The Bible! Being written in English!
Maranda: It is.
Luce: I mean, originally, when it was first written!
Maranda: *blinks* Yeah...
Dude, this is a red state on the Bible Belt and I'm a heathen, fair-weather agnostic/usual athetist.
English didn't exist back then, you neanderthal.
*cries*
-Luce
Luce: Hee, gotta love foreign language classes.
Maranda: Unless you're flunking out of the class.
Luce: *giggle* This is why God wrote the Bible in English.
Maranda: Yes, exactly.
Um... Well... You know when you get that feeling that a joke you made just went right over someone's head? Happened here. I pointed out that the English thing was a joke, I was trying to be clever, haha. And she... stares at me!
Luce: You realize I'm joking right?
Maranda: About what?
Luce: The Bible! Being written in English!
Maranda: It is.
Luce: I mean, originally, when it was first written!
Maranda: *blinks* Yeah...
Dude, this is a red state on the Bible Belt and I'm a heathen, fair-weather agnostic/usual athetist.
English didn't exist back then, you neanderthal.
*cries*
-Luce
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Date: 2006-10-25 09:41 pm (UTC)Heads spin. I swear.
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Date: 2006-10-25 09:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-26 12:12 am (UTC)And, yeah, excellent (and disturbing) point. With some people, it's like they read their dear old book and just take what they want from it. And, personally, I know parts of the Bible
so I can throw Christians' words back at them for their goddamn hypocrisy.(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-25 10:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-10-25 10:22 pm (UTC)This is why we need education in the schools. You know, that stuff they're throwing away for "Intelligent Design". I swear, it's all a plot by the Zygote of Mendes.
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Date: 2006-10-26 12:17 am (UTC)*cry*
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Date: 2006-10-25 10:26 pm (UTC)I have no words.
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Date: 2006-10-26 12:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-25 10:55 pm (UTC)And then reach for the semi-automatic weapons.
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Date: 2006-10-26 12:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-26 12:29 am (UTC)And I would see it more as a public service, because Darwin would just be like, "Dude, why is she NOT out of the gene pool yet? Kill it! Kill it NOW!"
*attempts to be funny? Fails miserably?*
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Date: 2006-10-26 12:54 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-10-26 03:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-26 03:38 am (UTC)*sigh*
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Date: 2006-10-27 03:18 pm (UTC)