Oh for the love of god...

[luciazephyr]

I have a girl named Maranda in my PE class. She's a Christian who reads the Bible every day. So we're arguing over which is better, French class or Spanish class, and we start tripping over the languages and start laughing.

Luce: Hee, gotta love foreign language classes.
Maranda: Unless you're flunking out of the class.
Luce: *giggle* This is why God wrote the Bible in English.
Maranda: Yes, exactly.

Um... Well... You know when you get that feeling that a joke you made just went right over someone's head? Happened here. I pointed out that the English thing was a joke, I was trying to be clever, haha. And she... stares at me!

Luce: You realize I'm joking right?
Maranda: About what?
Luce: The Bible! Being written in English!
Maranda: It is.
Luce: I mean, originally, when it was first written!
Maranda: *blinks* Yeah...

Dude, this is a red state on the Bible Belt and I'm a heathen, fair-weather agnostic/usual athetist.

English didn't exist back then, you neanderthal.

*cries*

-Luce

Comments

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

It's Christians like that who make the baby hamster cry.

And then reach for the semi-automatic weapons.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

The whole "More people killed in the name of religion" shebang.

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

Oh, but it's oh so satisfying to kill this one.

And I would see it more as a public service, because Darwin would just be like, "Dude, why is she NOT out of the gene pool yet? Kill it! Kill it NOW!"

*attempts to be funny? Fails miserably?*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Darwin jokes are ALWAYS for the win, baby. *grin*

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

Yay! I was worried that I offended. *grin*