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[luciazephyr]

For Reference Purposes:

Things I Will Do When I Am A Filthy Rich Screenwriter

1. Buy scrunchy that one picture of the sexy disheveled Sports Night boys. Make sure Krause has his stubble going on for maximum hotness.

2. Attempt to get Firefly back in the air again. Alternatively, bribe Joss so he stops letting FOX fuck him over. HBO is of the win and will give him his creative freedom.

3. Acquire FF.Net. Send crack team of monkeys to delete shite!fic. Make the layout not suck. Allow all fic.

4. Bet Keith Olbermann two thousand dollars that he can't do a week of broadcasts without referencing sports. Also, deliberately mix up basketball and baseball in his presence, just to see him twitch.

5. Invite Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Anderson Cooper, and Keith Olbermann out to lunch at a cafe.

6. Collect the top fanfic writers on LJ and give them a miniseries to write. Air it on Bravo. Bravo is win.

7. Get a laptop that does not overheat, plz.

8. Buy hybrid cars for everyone I know.

9. Give Chris a lifetime supply of chocolate.

10. Fly all my fellow fen out to Vancouver for a week of fannish fun.

11. Become a BNF.

12. Buy four subscriptions to The Advocate, the biggest GBLT magazine in America. Have them sent to each of the four churches in my town. Bigoted fuckers.

13. Give a lucrative amount of money to Doctors Without Borders under the condition that Anderson Cooper does a bit of modeling.

14. Fly to the UK. Bitchslap Chris Ecceleston.

15. Buy Mum a puppy so she'll shut up about wanting a dog. I hate dogs.

I'll add more later.

-Luce

Comments

[zooniverse.livejournal.com]

13. Give a lucrative amount of money to Doctors Without Borders under the condition that Anderson Cooper does a bit of modeling.

With Noah Wyle? and the kissings? and er, stuff?

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Hellz no. I'd pick Micheal Muller who did this infamous photoshoot with Jensen Ackles. I love funky surrealist photography. Plus, seeing Andy in the noir detective suit Muller put Ackles in? *fans self*

[zooniverse.livejournal.com]

but...



I couldn't see that photoshoot you linked :(

Andy would be ace in a Matthew Williamson shoot, have you seen the Rufuf Wainwright Matthew Williamson campaign?

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*hugs Micheal Muller*

I've never heard of Williamson, sorry.

[zooniverse.livejournal.com]

He's a fasion designer with amazing taste in men, as is marc jacobs who got the Rufus to lie on the floor looking like he's just been doing something norty, which is always a pleasure, I'm sure Anderson wouldn't mind getting in on some of THAT ;)

[honeyswallow.livejournal.com]

Hmhm, I think you should start with 7/5/2 and oh, I love 10 XD

[silver11016.livejournal.com]

I pledge my total support and aid to 2, 3, and 5. ^^ Especially 2! (Because dammit, even though America doesn't necessarily deserve the good fortune, I want a bite of that green apple, so we had damn well better get him back on the telly!)

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

(Maybe I'll make it in Canuckistan and you can import it? That way, dumb Yanks won't get it?)

[silver11016.livejournal.com]

^_^ Works for me! We especially need another episode that has a scene similar to "Trash". Because "Open on Mal, sitting naked on a rock in the desert" is one of those things that will always make me smile.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, Saffron. Best minor character ever. She was just so COOL.

[silver11016.livejournal.com]

And so PSYCHO. Honestly I think her greatest moment was seducing Mal, though. He's funny when he's stammered. Funny thing is, she reminds me of someone I really knew, so I have this side mental image of her planning unspeakable acts of evil as "We Like to Party" plays on her cell phone.

Loved how Inara trapped her in that dumpster, though. I cheered when that happened.

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

Why are you bitchslapping Nine? I am terribly intrigued at the concept.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

For quitting after one fucking year. He was loads better than Ten but left because he wanted to avoid the Curse of Who and... *grr* Jerk.

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love Ten. I really do. I'm not against bitchslapping Nine for leaving so quickly, but I do love Ten.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I like watching Ten, but I'd never go with him. He's batshit. Check this out for why I hates him, precious.

[mneiai.livejournal.com]

11. Become a BNF.

I think either 2 or 3 would take care of that for you ^.^ Great list, though you should really tape 5...maybe make it into a tv series.

[viva-fiasco.livejournal.com]

6. Collect the top fanfic writers on LJ and give them a miniseries to write. Air it on Bravo. Bravo is win.


Yesssssssss.