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[luciazephyr]

For Reference Purposes:

Things I Will Do When I Am A Filthy Rich Screenwriter

1. Buy scrunchy that one picture of the sexy disheveled Sports Night boys. Make sure Krause has his stubble going on for maximum hotness.

2. Attempt to get Firefly back in the air again. Alternatively, bribe Joss so he stops letting FOX fuck him over. HBO is of the win and will give him his creative freedom.

3. Acquire FF.Net. Send crack team of monkeys to delete shite!fic. Make the layout not suck. Allow all fic.

4. Bet Keith Olbermann two thousand dollars that he can't do a week of broadcasts without referencing sports. Also, deliberately mix up basketball and baseball in his presence, just to see him twitch.

5. Invite Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Anderson Cooper, and Keith Olbermann out to lunch at a cafe.

6. Collect the top fanfic writers on LJ and give them a miniseries to write. Air it on Bravo. Bravo is win.

7. Get a laptop that does not overheat, plz.

8. Buy hybrid cars for everyone I know.

9. Give Chris a lifetime supply of chocolate.

10. Fly all my fellow fen out to Vancouver for a week of fannish fun.

11. Become a BNF.

12. Buy four subscriptions to The Advocate, the biggest GBLT magazine in America. Have them sent to each of the four churches in my town. Bigoted fuckers.

13. Give a lucrative amount of money to Doctors Without Borders under the condition that Anderson Cooper does a bit of modeling.

14. Fly to the UK. Bitchslap Chris Ecceleston.

15. Buy Mum a puppy so she'll shut up about wanting a dog. I hate dogs.

I'll add more later.

-Luce

Comments

[honeyswallow.livejournal.com]

Hmhm, I think you should start with 7/5/2 and oh, I love 10 XD