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Hey, guys, need some help. Cleaning the kitchen today, I found some bags of spice Mum and I bought ages ago. They're unlabeled and I've figured out a few, but one has me stumped.

It's a finely ground, dusty yellow spice. Tastes earthy, almost chalk-like. Has stained the bag its in yellow. Any idea, folks?

-Lucy

SOS, Save Our.... erm.... Slasher?

I'm watching Twilight.

Mum is punishing me for my SMeyer hate by making me watch the movie.


Someone send help, please. Or at least tell me Charlie, Emmett, and Alice retain their awesome and that it helps against the horror of Edward and Bella.

-Lucy

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OKAY YOU GUIZE

TWILIGHT. Watched it with Mum, who's never read any of the books.

FILM: :ends:
LUCY: That was such a great movie.
MUM: Are you insane? That was complete shit.
LUCY: Really? It was so much better than I was expecting.
MUM: ... Just how bad are these books?
LUCY: Edward was such a catty bipolar bitch! Alice was perfect! Carlisle and Charlie were great! Bella was a small-town bashing jerkface!
MUM: Lucy, that was a really bad movie.
LUCY: Really? It... It even had plot! The murders were set up way in advance!
MUM: I think your perception is a little screwed up, honey.
LUCY: ... Maybe.

-Lucy

ETA: OMG, WHO ELSE SPOTTED SMEYER IN THE DINER? I FROTHED WITH RAGE.